Bad Breath.
Willie Nelson.
Album: Last Man Standing.

Intro: D G D A D

D
Don't ever complain about nothing,
D                     E         A
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl,
D                                 G
Halitosis is a word I never could spell,
        D                     A            D
But bad breath is better than no breath at all.

D
It's okay to say "Hello" to me,
D                             A
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall,
    D                                                 G
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall,
          D                     A            D
Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all.

G                      D          A          D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-sucking on that,
      G         D             A
I got feeling a thousand feet tall,
    G         D           A       D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree,
D                              A            D
That bad breath is better than no breath at all.

Break: A D G D A D

D
I been talking to the man in the mirror,
                                  A
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol,
         D                               G
But it's better I guess that starving to death,
        D                     A            D
And bad breath is better than no breath at all.

G                      D          A          D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-sucking on that,
      G         D             A
I got feeling a thousand feet tall,
    G         D           A       D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree,
D                              A            D
That bad breath is better than no breath at all.
D                               A            D
Yeah, bad breath is better than no breath at all.