Heaven Is Closed.
Willie Nelson.
Album: Last Man Standing.

Intro: A D A D
D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
D                                 A
So I think I'll just stay where I am,
A7
So many people, well it sure is lonely,
A7               D
Who even gives a damn?
D                   
I hear someone calling, "Come in from the craziness",
D                      G
But there ain't nobody around,
G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
     A                            D
So I think I'll just stay where I am.

D                                        A7
Heaven left for California on a midnight plane,
A7
Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely,
A7                 F#m     D
For reasons that's hard to explain,
D
Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell,
D                              G
And each one are both the same thing?
G                             D
Well I hope heaven finds what she's looking for,
         A                            D
And that hell treats us both just the same.

D 
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
D                                 A7
So I think I'll just stay where I am,
A7
So many people, well it sure is lonely,
A7               D
Who even gives a damn?
D
I hear someone calling, "Come in from the craziness",
D                      G
But there ain't nobody around,
G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
     A                            D
So I think I'll just stay where I am.

      G                          D
Let's burn one for those that's living in hell,
      G                       D
Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven,
G                 D
Burn one for everyone in the whole world,
    E                 A7    A
And anyone stuck in-between.

D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
D                                 A7
So I think I'll just stay where I am,
   A7
So many people, well it sure is lonely,
A7               D
Who even gives a damn?
D
I hear someone calling, "Come in from the craziness",
D                      G
But there ain't nobody around,
G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
     A                            D
So I think I'll just stay where I am,
     G                    D
Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded,
     A                            D
So I think I'll just stay where I am.